All works are owned and operated by me, henceforth referred to as the-stupid-bastard-with-a-copyright-notice-on- his-web-pages, and all rights, obligations and cheese assortments are his to do with as he pleases. Any usage of the aforementioned magnificent creations without expressed written consent in blood will be considered an act of war. The consequences of said act will be extraordinarily violent and yours alone to bear.
Any incursion on these rights of eminent domain of the-stupid-bastard-with-a- copyright-notice-on-his-web-pages is forbidden. No copying, appropriation, quotation, folding, spindling, or any other verb will be allowed to pass without a costly legal action involving hundreds of lawyers, henceforth referred to in such vicious terms that we are not allowed to print them on this family network, and charges will be hurled wantonly in an effort to foment the rabble into a riotous frenzy. Justice will be taken to the streets and the rabble will burn down their own residences and business establishments in outrage.
Any failure to comply with the terms of this agreement, implicitly agreed upon by accessing the the-stupid-bastard-with-a-copyright-notice-on-his-web-pages' web pages, is unconscionable and morally reprehensible. Any action to circumvent this agreement will result in a really nasty stare.